When I was a kid this was my role model
They wanna make awkwardness all adorable and shit, and now we have to watch this guy practice talking to people in the mirror.
And what's with all this anti bullying? Violence is one thing, but words? Come on.
I had three names in 4th grade, Evan, Retard, and Faggot. But I had a choice. Handle it like this dude
But the difference between me and JB here, is JB wouldn't go on a blog and blab about this shit, so, what the fuck is with this hypocrite?
Or like this dude
At this rate kids in the future are gonna see this and not get why it's funny
And when did looking at either of these...
...and getting wet or a boner make you this?
I mean don't be this dude
But you don't have to be this dude either
And I can't keep track of how to interact with these stupid personality types 
It's not okay. Stop running away and hiding when I ask you where the bathroom is.
This dude wouldn't do that
Cause he's cool, and I miss when cool was badass.
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