Thursday, January 23, 2014

Worst Voicemail Series: Gregory Schmidt online dating


Worst Voicemail Series: Johnny It's Joey


Worst Voicemail Series: Trapper Keeper


Top ten least favorite films


1.     Simon Birch
2.     Maid in Manhattan
3.     The Hillz
4.     How to be a Bad Boy, or something, I don’t remember the name, it’s about some kid who tries to get girls by being a douche, it’s on Netflix
5.     Indian in the Cupboard
6.     High School Musical 2
7.     Beowulf, the computer animated one
8.     Armageddon
9.     Bella
10.  A Thousand Clowns

Five things I would do if money were no object


1.     Start a production company where I write, voice, and direct an animated series, and foster other talented creative people who do their own weird shit
2.     Eat lobster and sushi every week
3.     Put a high end gym in my home and take MMA lessons
4.     Get a decent boathouse
5.     Write and direct a live comedy revue that involves lots of music

Top ten TV shows I am not a fan of


1.     Men at Work
2.     The Waltons
3.     The Middle
4.     Ed, Edd, and Eddy
5.     Big Bang Theory
6.     According to Jim
7.     Two Broke Girls
8.     16 and Pregnant
9.     Seventh Heaven
10.  Nikki and Sara Live

Top Ten Favorite Actors


1.     Nicolas Cage
2.     Christian Bale
3.     Joaquin Phoenix
4.     Paul Rudd
5.     Charlese Theron
6.      Philip Seymour Hoffman
7.     Amy Adams
8.     Robert DeNiro
9.     Ryan Gosling
10.  Christopher Walken (back in the day)