Saturday, October 19, 2013

Top Ten Pet Peeves


1.     When people try to teach me something by asking a bunch of questions.
2.     When people ask why I’m so quiet.
3.     When people ask me to smile (I fucking hate this).
4.     When people laugh really hard when someone mispronounces a word or makes any other small, unimportant mistake.
5.     When people over apologize.
6.     When women or gay guys call people “honey” or “sweetie” when they’re being passive aggressive
7.     When people make fun of women for being “too skinny” when they’re not and look fine.
8.     When older people can’t stop mentioning and joking and pointing to the fact that they’re older.
9.     When people don’t realize they keep interrupting someone
10.  When people air-guitar

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